Invitation for Wedding

Finalizing the invitation for the wedding was, surprisingly, the most difficult part of the wedding planning. There are so many options with such cost variables that coming to a final decision was difficult for the bride and groom. (To be fair, the bride—with her...

Sensible Eco Friendly Home

Anti-Litter? Yes! When I was in second grade, we saw a film strip (am I dating myself?) about forest fires, ecology, and the like. I spent the rest of the week wandering my neighborhood with a bag in hand, collecting litter. It’s a no-brainer not to dump your...

Sugar with Teeth

By Brandi Yates Pretending I had a big Skype conference call with everyone I love: “Hi, everyone. It’s me, Brandi.’ The next part is said with humility and remorse. “I’m an addict. And I need help.” A hush goes down. My parents hold...

Choose Ye Which Day?

Here’s a poser. I recently met with a former college roomate. It had been 30 years since we’d seen each other. I ducked out of the college thing early, married, and raised kids. She went the whole nine yards with schooling, graduated from BYU, ‘cuma...

Mechanical Girls

[Caleb sneaks up on his sister and spanks her.] Alana (17): Caleb! [Caleb laughs and runs out of arms’ reach.] Alana: Caleb, why did you do that? Caleb (7): You’re just a girl who needs a spanking. Alana: Caleb, you don’t spank girls. In fact, if you...

Hot (old and overweight) Momma?

I’ve found myself quickly running into the house everytime a certain someone passes by the house. It makes me feel bad, like I’m not being very friendly. I feel guilty. I also feel annoyed. “Frank” is a late 40’s/early 50’s-ish...

RSVP – No Maybe Allowed

Last week I wrote about RSVP etiquette—a sore spot for me. As I responded to one of the comment on that post, I made a connection between my frustration and a common practice in our online world. One of my kids is hosting a spring break party on Saturday (OK, yes, we...

Promotional Materials for Business

If you have a business, a blog, or are working on your muse and need an easy way to spread the word, promotional materials can be a cost effective way to get the word out. Promotion items are things like tee-shirts, pens, keychains, cloths bags, magnets, personalized...