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[Caleb sneaks up on his sister and spanks her.]

Alana (17): Caleb!

[Caleb laughs and runs out of arms' reach.]

Alana: Caleb, why did you do that?

Caleb (7): You're just a girl who needs a spanking.

Alana: Caleb, you don't spank girls. In fact, if you spank a girl, she will probably slug you.

[Pause.]

[Pause.]

Caleb: What if she's a robot?

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