Mom: How did your date go? Monica (19): Fine, but I almost called Tanner “Tristan”! Mom: Tanner? Your date was with Trevor? Monica: 😲
Monica (18): I'm really good at sassing people in my head. I wish I could to it in real life and still be a good person.
[Sam walks into my office late Friday afternoon.] Sam: Hey, honey, do you want to go on a date? Samson (16): Is is that easy?
Talking to his 15-year-old brother, Samson. Caleb (12): It's called skills, bro. Mom: “It's called skills, bro”? Caleb: That's what you say when you totally own someone.
[Driving to karate with the boys. Trying to find a radio station they like.] Mom: How about this one? Caleb (12): Well…not really. Mom: What about this one? Caleb: No. [pause] Caleb: Mom, really I only like songs from...
Mom: Samson, what was your favorite part about Saturday's Warrior? [pause] Samson: (15): Monica. Mom: What was your second favorite part? [pause] Samson: Her husband. Mom: Whaaaaa?