When You Have It All, Kids Get Nothing

Narrator: Life has it's challenges. Actress 1: Every morning I bring my son to school and I rush off to a breakfast meeting. By the time I come home, he's asleep. Narrator: But there's one thing that helps you keep it together. Actor (husband of actress): You have no...

Ceiling Precipitation

[Upon noting the vast amounts of blown-in insulation lying on the basement floor.] Mom: Caleb, what's this mess all over the floor? Caleb (4): Mom, I just throw my sword up and up and up on the ceiling and then…it's raining in our home!