Poof to Legos

Caleb (4): Mom, if I was really magical I could turn everything in the world to Legos. See? [Points stick at family room.] Caleb: Pfffffffft. See? It's not magic. It didn't turn all Lego-y.

Spanking Children Banned

Most of America's population think it's improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of “those moments.” One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk. They usually...

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Caleb (4): Mom, can I have some of your drink? Mom (somewhat older than 4): No. Caleb: Please? Mom: No, honey. Caleb: Puhleeeeeeeez? Mom: No, Caleb. Caleb: But why? Mom: Because I have a cold and it's got my germs on it. Caleb: But mom, you have to share. If you...