Speedy Sunday

[After being told that he can’t play Wii because it’s Sunday and hearing the discussion between Mom and Samson (8) about Fast Sunday.] Caleb (4): Heavenly Father, bless it not to be Fast Sunday any more. [Begins to turn on video console.] Mom: Caleb,...

For Good

Sometimes artists use their talents to cater to the basest nature of the human race, to the Biblical “natural man.” (OK, so it’s really Book of Mormonical, but come on.) Sometimes they use them to praise God, to bring out the best in us, to move us...

Buff Daddy

[Sound of feet pounding down the stairs.] Alana (15): Mom! Mom! [Panting.] Mom! We’re watching your wedding video. And there’s this part where dad is doing a Samoan slap dance. [Panting.] And he is totally ripped! Biceps! Triceps! Thighceps!...