LDS World

Song written for Pompano Beach Stake Young Women Camp, 2001. Performed stunningly by Alison Moore Smith and Amber Marcello. Sung to the tune of: Material Girl Swimming, hiking, seeing friendsWell, that's why camp's for me (and me)If you follow all the rulesYou'll have...

The Family Night Song

To the tune of Jingle Bells. Family Night!Family Night!Samson's on the run.Monica is on her headThis is so much fun. Family Night!Family Night!Someone starts to pout.Listen up and don't you fightOr you'll go to timeout.

Best Thank You Card Ever

Alison & Sam Smith, Thank you for your thoughtful gift. We promise to use them for their intended purposes and Liz promises not to use the rolling pin on Jon. The towels will come in handy cleaning up the attempt at making pizza. Liz & Jon Jagard

Bridle Your Passions

Alana (15): Did you notice at the reunion that Sean and Catherine were the most romantically involved? Mom: Were they? Alana: Yea. I mean they've been married the longest of all the cousins and they're still all kissing and reading to each other and kissing again....

Speedy Sunday

[After being told that he can't play Wii because it's Sunday and hearing the discussion between Mom and Samson (8) about Fast Sunday.] Caleb (4): Heavenly Father, bless it not to be Fast Sunday any more. [Begins to turn on video console.] Mom: Caleb, remember we don't...