by Guest Author | Apr 12, 2005 | for Fun
“My ancestry goes all the way back to Alexander the Great,” said one lady. She then turned to a second lady and asked, “And how far does your family go back?””I don't know,” was the reply. “All of our records were lost in the...
by Guest Author | Mar 31, 2005 | for Fun
Many of the Gentile persuasion in the SLC area have taken to calling members of the church, “Mo's” (pronounced “moze”). OK, the truth is that being call a Mo is not so bad. While it's not exactly a term of endearment, Mo beats some of the other...
by Guest Author | Nov 1, 2004 | for Fun
Martha Stewart will not be dining with us this Thanksgiving. I'm telling you in advance, so don't act surprised. Since Ms. Stewart won't be coming, I've made a few small changes: Our sidewalk will not be lined with homemade, paper bag luminaries. After a trial run, it...
by Alison Moore Smith | Oct 22, 2003 | for Fun
Wah hah! Irish Brothers An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches him...
by Guest Author | Oct 17, 2003 | for Fun
By anonymous My son is a CTR, I go to PEC.I work for the CES, I study the TG.I read the BofM, I probe the D&C.I search the KJV, I ponder the JST.Today in BYC we planned for EFY.I stayed a little after and had a PPI.The YM and YW are putting on a play.It is one, I...
by Alison Moore Smith | Aug 19, 2003 | for Fun
Purported to be actual quotes from court transcripts. Read them on a day when you want to feel a little less stupid. Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year. Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?A: Gucci sweats and...
