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By anonymous

My son is a CTR, I go to PEC.
I work for the CES, I study the TG.
I read the BofM, I probe the D&C.
I search the KJV, I ponder the JST.
Today in BYC we planned for EFY.
I stayed a little after and had a PPI.
The YM and YW are putting on a play.
It is one, I remember, we did in MIA.
Before our oldest son went to the MTC.
He helped our BSA complete their SME.
Soon our oldest daughter is heading for the Y.
Soon our oldest clothing is going to DI.
Now if you've understood this alphabetic mess
The chances are quite good that you are LDS.

Alison Moore Smith is a 61-year-old entrepreneur who graduated from BYU in 1987. She has been (very happily) married to Samuel M. Smith for 40 years. They are parents of six incredible children and grandparents to two astounding grandsons. She is the author of The 7 Success Habits of Homeschoolers.