The Girl in a Whirl

By “Dr. Sue” aka Vickie Gunther Look at me, look at me, look at me now!You could do what I do if you only knew how.I study the scriptures one hour each day;I bake, I upholster, I scrub, and I pray.I always keep all the commandments completely;I speak to my...

LDS Almost Curse Words

WARNING: This section contains almost suggestive language. If you are easily offended, faint of heart, lily white, or Amish, please scroll up now. Dang Fetch Heck (commonly preceded by “oh, my” or “what the”) Scrud H-E-double hockey sticks...

Fun in the Car: Surviving the Family Road Trip

Additional contributors: Tara Tarbet, Molly Christensen, Kristen Chevrier, Cheri Schulzke, Julie Ransom Here are some great ideas for staying sane on a family road trip. Check out these books, activities, games, songs, and snacks. And don't forget a good batch of...

The LDS Chicken Crosses the Road

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Laman: To usurp the authority of his older brother chickens and to take possession of their coop. J. Golden Kimball: Why the hell else would he cross the road? To get to the other side, dammit!Brigham Young: Because this is the...

Mormon Football

A primer for those confused about this very special sport. Quarterback Sneak: Those who duck and run out of a fireside right before the closing prayer to “avoid the rush.” Draw Play: What many children do with the bulletin during Sacrament Meeting....