by Alison Moore Smith | Nov 10, 2007 | for Fun, Yea Big
[Upon noting the vast amounts of blown-in insulation lying on the basement floor.] Mom: Caleb, what's this mess all over the floor? Caleb (4): Mom, I just throw my sword up and up and up on the ceiling and then…it's raining in our home!
by Guest Author | Nov 4, 2007 | for Body, for Fun
Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day the week preceding the exam and doing the following practice exercises, you will be totally prepared. And best of all, you can do these simple practice...
by Alison Moore Smith | Oct 5, 2007 | for Fun, Yea Big
Monica (10): Mom, do you know how you tell when someone is a teenager? Mom: How? Alana (14): I don't want to hear this! Monica: Well, first you look at their age. Then you see if it has the word “teen” on the end. If it does, you know they're a...
by Alison Moore Smith | Sep 7, 2007 | for Fun, Yea Big
[Alana helping Caleb into toddler swing]Caleb (3): Wait, ‘lana, I need a buckle.Alana (14): No, you'll be fine.Caleb: No, 'cause when the volcano explodes I fall out of the baby swing.
by Alison Moore Smith | Aug 14, 2007 | for Fun, Yea Big
Caleb (3): Mom, I have a stomach ache.[pause]I'm too full.[pause]I ate too much dinner.[pause]Look how big my tummy is.[pause]Mom, I don't want to be a hot air balloon.
by Tracy Keeney | Jul 20, 2007 | for Fun, for Love
Written by request. Set to the tune of Put Your Shoulder To The Wheel The church has need of single menAbove age thirty-twoWho have good jobsAnd are not slobsPut your bottom in a pew Chorus:We have single sisters here by the dozensWho are praying they can find...
