12 Days of Christmas

By Clerissa Lewis Day #1 ‘Twas the first of December and all through your house,Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.Then suddenly one little soul did appear,It's your Christmas friends bringing holiday cheer. Tonight calls for a partridge for your pear...

Very Bad Forks

[Whispered at maximum whisper decibels.] Caleb (4): Mom! Mom! [pause…tugs on Mom's sleeve] Caleb: Mom! I have good new and bad news! Mom: Really? What's the good news? Caleb: When you use a fork! Mom: Oh! And what's the bad news? Caleb: When you don't use a...