Preferred Voice Mail Greetings

Stumped about what greeting to leave for the fair callers who find you unavailable to take their calls? Here are some suggestions. Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my...

Is Your Doctor LDS?

I work part-time as a teacher of family doctors. The program provides training on psychiatric disorders and emphasizes the importance of emotional support. The new doctors are given plenty of time in clinic to visit with their patients and learn about their...

Celestial Barbie

In celebration of Barbie's 40th birthday, Mattel has created a series of Mormon Barbies for those folks in Utah. The most popular model, Celestial Barbie, comes with 8.4 children. She wears a mid-calf flower print Laura Ashley dress with conservative flats (no heels),...

The 13 Supplemental Articles of Faith

We believe that elders should move pianos, washers and several 50-pound bags of storage wheat through narrow hallways, tight door jams and up at least one flight of stairs. We believe that the Relief Society is called to provide meals for the needy. We do not beleive...

The Book of Lemuel

Dear Diary, I, Lemuel, having been born of nagging parents, therefore, I have been harassed much of my life. Not only by my parents, but also by my younger brother Nephi, and my older brother Laman, with whom I get along best. There. Now maybe my parents will get off...