Sixth Senses

[Watching a rainstorm through the dining room window.] Caleb (7): Mom, I knew it was going to rain. Mom: You did? Caleb: Yes. Do you know how? Mom: How? Caleb: I have senses. … Caleb: I've had them since before I was...

Buttermilk Bacon Waffles

For the past couple of weeks, my sister and I have been sorting through my parents' home, preparing it to be sold. We moved to the house in 1968. My parents' home was always neat and clean, but they did not throw away things that might be needed or used. 40+ years is...

The Streaker and the Missionary

When we lived in Indiana—waaaay back during the Cretaceous Period when my husband was in graduate school and I was a marketing rep for WordPerfect Corporation—we sublet our basement to LDS missionaries. The people before us had had an open door policy and let the...

Mechanical Girls

[Caleb sneaks up on his sister and spanks her.] Alana (17): Caleb! [Caleb laughs and runs out of arms' reach.] Alana: Caleb, why did you do that? Caleb (7): You're just a girl who needs a spanking. Alana: Caleb, you don't spank girls. In fact, if you spank a girl, she...