The New Eternal Family Plan

This morning as the buildings of Burbank got smaller and smaller, and turned from distinguishable landmarks to little specks on the larger landscape, I had an epiphany. This whole muddle of idiocy that we’ve been brainwashed to believe is “good” and...

Super Caleb

Caleb (4): Mom, did you see me climb on your desk? I am so fast. Did you see me go so fast? Mom: Yes, you are so fast! Caleb: Yes, I’m Super Boy.

Poof to Legos

Caleb (4): Mom, if I was really magical I could turn everything in the world to Legos. See? [Points stick at family room.] Caleb: Pfffffffft. See? It’s not magic. It didn’t turn all Lego-y.