No Pie

Caleb (4): Mom, do you love me? Mom: Yes, I love you. Caleb: Why do you always love me? Mom: Because you're my sweetie pie. Caleb: No, that's not why. Mom: Then why? Caleb: Because I'm your Caleb.

Not Pretty

[While walking past the Museum of Art at BYU.] Caleb (4): Mom, there is another sculpture! Mom: Is it pretty? Caleb: No. Caleb: It's handsome. Caleb: Like me. Caleb: When I was handsome.

Arctic Circle Promotes Entitlement

Have you seen the ads for Arctic Circle (a Utah based hamburger and shake restaurant) that have been running on television recently? In case you haven't, they feature commonplace looking adults, in your average no-brainer situations: watching the game on TV, sitting...