Best Thank You Card Ever

Alison & Sam Smith, Thank you for your thoughtful gift. We promise to use them for their intended purposes and Liz promises not to use the rolling pin on Jon. The towels will come in handy cleaning up the attempt at making pizza. Liz & Jon Jagard

Bridle Your Passions

Alana (15): Did you notice at the reunion that Sean and Catherine were the most romantically involved? Mom: Were they? Alana: Yea. I mean they've been married the longest of all the cousins and they're still all kissing and reading to each other and kissing again....

Speedy Sunday

[After being told that he can't play Wii because it's Sunday and hearing the discussion between Mom and Samson (8) about Fast Sunday.] Caleb (4): Heavenly Father, bless it not to be Fast Sunday any more. [Begins to turn on video console.] Mom: Caleb, remember we don't...

Buff Daddy

[Sound of feet pounding down the stairs.] Alana (15): Mom! Mom! [Panting.] Mom! We're watching your wedding video. And there's this part where dad is doing a Samoan slap dance. [Panting.] And he is totally ripped! Biceps! Triceps! Thighceps!...

How to Get Married

Alana (15): You know, just because someone flirts a lot doesn't mean they'll get married. Belinda (17): Yea. Alana: Well it does. … But that's not necessarily a good thing.