Bridle Your Passions

Alana (15): Did you notice at the reunion that Sean and Catherine were the most romantically involved? Mom: Were they? Alana: Yea. I mean they've been married the longest of all the cousins and they're still all kissing and reading to each other and kissing again....

Speedy Sunday

[After being told that he can't play Wii because it's Sunday and hearing the discussion between Mom and Samson (8) about Fast Sunday.] Caleb (4): Heavenly Father, bless it not to be Fast Sunday any more. [Begins to turn on video console.] Mom: Caleb, remember we don't...

Buff Daddy

[Sound of feet pounding down the stairs.] Alana (15): Mom! Mom! [Panting.] Mom! We're watching your wedding video. And there's this part where dad is doing a Samoan slap dance. [Panting.] And he is totally ripped! Biceps! Triceps! Thighceps!...

How to Get Married

Alana (15): You know, just because someone flirts a lot doesn't mean they'll get married. Belinda (17): Yea. Alana: Well it does. … But that's not necessarily a good thing.

Human Nature

[While attending Church Light (& Casual) again at Snowbird, the group Gospel Doctrine teacher recounted a bit of the story of Alma the Younger that we've been reading in family scriptures.] Caleb (4): Mom, that guy said Alma. … Like Alma & the...