by Guest Author | Jul 17, 2007 | for Fun
In celebration of Barbie's 40th birthday, Mattel has created a series of Mormon Barbies for those folks in Utah. The most popular model, Celestial Barbie, comes with 8.4 children. She wears a mid-calf flower print Laura Ashley dress with conservative flats (no heels),...
by Guest Author | Jul 17, 2007 | for Fun
We believe that elders should move pianos, washers and several 50-pound bags of storage wheat through narrow hallways, tight door jams and up at least one flight of stairs. We believe that the Relief Society is called to provide meals for the needy. We do not beleive...
by Guest Author | Jul 16, 2007 | for Fun
Dear Diary, I, Lemuel, having been born of nagging parents, therefore, I have been harassed much of my life. Not only by my parents, but also by my younger brother Nephi, and my older brother Laman, with whom I get along best. There. Now maybe my parents will get off...
by Guest Author | Feb 23, 2007 | for Fun, for Love
Rule One If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you...
by Guest Author | Jan 7, 2007 | for Body
By two concerned grandmothers We just spent several hours observing teenagers hanging out at our local mall. We came to the conclusion many teenagers in America today are living in poverty. Most young men we observed didn't even own a belt; there was not one among the...
