A Matter of Integrity– Maybe

Long story, short. I was trying out for a job at a school and it went great…right up until I pulled out of my parking spot and “rubbed bumpers” with a parked car. And not just any car. The principal's car. Calgon, take me away. Thankfully, there wasn't any...

What’s In a Name?

I’m not lying. Not kidding. Not exaggerating. May a lightning bolt come down from the sky this very minute if I’m even treading near untruth. There’s a girl at my local Kmart whose name is Marijuanna. I noticed it immediately as it was displayed for all to see on her...

Hot (old and overweight) Momma?

I've found myself quickly running into the house everytime a certain someone passes by the house. It makes me feel bad, like I'm not being very friendly. I feel guilty. I also feel annoyed. “Frank” is a late 40's/early 50's-ish neighbor up my street. We...

Fast Sundaes

I have to admit, whining drives me nuts. Beyond nuts. I'm not sure there's a word that satisfactorily describes the particular kind of psychosis I suffer on Fast and Testimony Sundays when my children are attempting to fast. “Can I have water?” “Can...

Oh, Say What Is Truth?

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is the only true and living church on the face of the earth because it is the only church that has the fullness of the gospel of Jesus Christ, along with the laws and priesthood authority to govern it and perform...