Very Bad Forks

[Whispered at maximum whisper decibels.] Caleb (4): Mom! Mom! [pause…tugs on Mom's sleeve] Caleb: Mom! I have good new and bad news! Mom: Really? What's the good news? Caleb: When you use a fork! Mom: Oh! And what's the bad news? Caleb: When you don't use a...

Bless the Vets

Last Thursday, I attended a BYU football game. My love for cougar football aside, the most memorable part was half time. Onto the field marched four World War II veterans in uniform. As the Cougar Marching Band played their division's song, each stepped forward and...

Ceiling Precipitation

[Upon noting the vast amounts of blown-in insulation lying on the basement floor.] Mom: Caleb, what's this mess all over the floor? Caleb (4): Mom, I just throw my sword up and up and up on the ceiling and then…it's raining in our home!