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In an effort to forget about politics and all your children's inheritances being flushed down the earmark toilet, here's a little silly levity. Answer the questions to find phrases. Connect them in order to make a sentence. Post your answers!
What month were you born?
January: I kicked
February: I spit on
March: I karate chopped
April: I yelled at
May: I jumped on
June: I smelled
July: I did the Macarena With
August: I had lunch with
September: I danced with
October: I sang to
November: I hid from
December: I ran over
On what date were you born?
1: a birdbath
2: a monster
3: a phone
4: a fork
5: a snowman
6: a gangster
7: my mobile phone
8: my dog
9: my Visiting Teacher
10: my neighbor
11: my mailman
12: a banana
13: a fireman
14: a stuffed animal
15: a goat
16: a pickle
17: your mom
18: a spoon
19: a smurf
20: a baseball bat
21: a ninja
22: Chuck Norris
23: a noodle
24: a squirrel
25: a football player
26: my sister
27: my brother
28: an iPod
29: a surfer
30: President Obama
31: a llama
What is the last number of the year you were born?
1: on a merry-go-round
2: on your car
3: in a hole
4: under your bed
5: riding a motorcycle
6: sliding down a hill
7: in an elevator
8: at the dinner table
9: in line at the bank
0: in your bathroom
What color shirt are you wearing?
White: because I'm cool like that.
Black: because that's how I roll.
Pink: because I'm not crazy.
Red: because the voices told me to.
Blue: because I have body odor.
Green: because I think I need some serious help.
Purple: because I'm awesome!
Gray: because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow: because someone offered me $1,000,000.
Orange: because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown: because I can.
Other: because it's fat free.
None: because I can't control myself!
Alison Moore Smith is a 61-year-old entrepreneur who graduated from BYU in 1987. She has been (very happily) married to Samuel M. Smith for 40 years. They are parents of six incredible children and grandparents to two astounding grandsons. She is the author of The 7 Success Habits of Homeschoolers.
I jumped on a spoon under your bed because I think I need some serious help.
HA! HA! I danced with a baseball bat on a merry go round because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader!
(And he’s next on my dance card!)
I actually laughed so hard I snorted!
I spit on a smurf on a merry-go-round because I’m awesome!
I did a similar one on facebook the other day. It was even funnier:
“I loved a smurf in your car because that’s how I roll!”
What is it with me and smurfs anyway?
Ah. Agardner likes the little blue men. Wish I could see your husband. He isn’t short and blue, is he? :bigsmile:
Sorry to be a buzz kill, but does anyone realize that when you do this (particularly those that include a way to identify the birth year) on a public forum like Facebook or through an e-mail forward that you have given everyone who reads it your birth date – which often serves as an identification for personal accounts?
My birthday is May 18, 1964 and it’s available in so many places I can’t count. Just like my name, my address, my phone number, my email. Whatever.
All this one gave away was that I was born on February 19, some year ending in a one, and that I’m wearing a purple shirt.
Alison, but what is your social security number? It’s true birthdays are all over the place, very easy to get.
Davidson, no, he’s tall dark and handsome. Well, at least tall and handsome – kind of brownish hair.
Oh, when I saw the title I was all ready to type: Today I talked to a friend, worked a 4 hour shift, picked up one of my daughter’s from an after school activity, stopped by my work office to fill out a form to request a day off (so I can attend the YW Broadcast with my daughters), came home, put in a load of laundry, watched a friend’s kids for her for a few hours, and am trying to catch up on Mormon Momma!
Oh, and I have the beginnings of a migraine and am hoping my boys will make dinner, even though it is now nearing bedtime… sigh
Note to self: I asked for this life. I asked for this life. I asked for…
So Michelle, what did you do today?? 🙂
LOL, Angie. I also showered and ate brunch. I never said I don’t know WHY I’m always so exhausted! I go non-stop :boogie: – which is why I love my computer time so much. It’s a chance to sit and do “nothing.”
I think the motivation to keep going in the face of obstacles is why I like Dory from Finding Nemo so much: Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. :surfing:
I hid from an IPOD in the line at the bank because I’m cool like that!
Wow, spitfire, that’s some case of paranoia you have! Almost as bad as Ray’s! 😉
Yes, Michelle, just keep swimming, and you may borrow my rubber ducky swim fins.
And yes, Spitfire, you are just cool like that.
Ray’s thought was my first thought.
I’m a party pooper, because my family says I am stupid anyway. (At least you know what color shirt I had on.) :bigsmile:
Man, lighten up, people. If you dont like it just dont do it.
I smelled a fireman at the dinner table because I can’t control myself!
(I have my robe on!)
Now Ray can go steal my identity and share the winnings with mlindord.
Hey Alison, you can compare me to Ray anytime…he’s one cool cat!
Thanx Davidson, I hang out with “cool” women @ MM…….
one paranoid cat but he probably doesnt hide from ipods.
Yeah, that’s a paranoia reserved just for me!! :shocked:
You know, if you run for office or do anything much publicly, your birthdate is known. And it’s public record. It’s not really a secret. (Except for maybe Zsa Zsa Gabor.)
If someone really wants to use your birthdate for some nefarious purpose and don’t want to bother looking it up, all they have to do is read some online discussion. Most of us give enough references to birthday celebrations, when we graduated, when we attended school, how old we were when we married, etc., (Ray, like some of your kids list their high schools and graduation year on FaceBook–and I can see if even though they aren’t on my friends list) that’s it’s not brain surgery to figure it out.
I’d say the biggest risk of having your birthday widely known is that people will call you old!
I get that a lot.
:bigsmile:
But davidson, that’s because you ARE old! 😉 (Hey, if those of us on the slippery slope to senility can’t tease each other, what good are we?)
I am honored that you know you can tease me! At least. . . I think I am?
Now, what is it that you were teasing me about? Hmmmm. . . . :bigsmile:
Be nice to davidson. She’s in the early stages of dementia. We’ll all be following soon.
Yes, yes. And when you visit the nursing home where I’ll be staying, you MUST remember that I’m allergic to that healthy food stuff. Must bring chocolate. And roses. And. . .my tiger-striped unitard. :peace:
I had lunch with your mom in line at the bank because I am cool like that…… LOL
Hi, lovenmykidz! Nice to hear from you!