Plan ahead for Obama's 2015 State of the Union address by choosing your favorite activities and scheduling in advance.
- A root canal
- Being audited by the IRS
- Falling on scissors
- Being boiled in oil
- Cleaning a junior high boys' bathroom
- Passing a kidney stone
- Swallowing a monkey whole
- Having your gums infested with fly larvae
- Stitching a six inch gash in your leg with a pocket sewing kit
- Signing up for Obamacare
Add your own.