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From the Radio and Television Correspondents Dinner in Washington, D.C.
10. There weren't as many Osmonds as I thought.
9. I got tired of corkscrew landings under sniper fire.
8. As a lifelong hunter, I didn't want to miss the start of the varmint season.
7. There wasn ?t room for two Christian leaders.
6. I was upset that no one had bothered to search my passport files.
5. I needed an excuse to get fat, grow a beard and win the Nobel prize.
4. I took a bad fall at a campaign rally and broke my hair.
3. I wanted to finally take off that dark suit and tie, and kick back in a light-colored suit and tie.
2. Once my wife Ann realized I couldn't win, my fundraising dried up.
1. There was a miscalculation in our theory: “As Utah goes, so goes the nation.”
Alison Moore Smith is a 61-year-old entrepreneur who graduated from BYU in 1987. She has been (very happily) married to Samuel M. Smith for 40 years. They are parents of six incredible children and grandparents to two astounding grandsons. She is the author of The 7 Success Habits of Homeschoolers.
lol, number two is my favorite 🙂
hee hee!
“I needed an excuse to get fat, grow a beard and win the Nobel prize.”
Absolutely priceless.
he he– mine too, Ray!!
So who actually delivered this? Did Mitt?
I heard a few clips of some pretty funny stuff that Cheney said– but I didn’t hear about this!
Yes, it was Mitt – and he delivered it perfectly.
I saw a replay of it on Fox News that night and recorded it. He was spot on and they LOVED him. He was funnier than the comics!
Go Mitt! :clap:
At first when I heard this, I thought it was a David Letterman Top 10 List. Hilarious!