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In celebration of Barbie's 40th birthday, Mattel has created a series of Mormon Barbies for those folks in Utah.
The most popular model, Celestial Barbie, comes with 8.4 children. She wears a mid-calf flower print Laura Ashley dress with conservative flats (no heels), a bow in her flowing, shoulder-length hair with puffy bangs. Barbie wears a permanent smile, knows how to bake bread, store wheat, feed a family of 12 on less than $200 a week, make casseroles and Jell-O salads, and still finds time to read her scriptures. She comes with an MAV Dodge/Ford/Nissan/whatever mini-van (otherwise known as a Mormon Assault Vehicle).
When you pull the cord in her back, she becomes emotional, teary, and says things like, “You have such a special spirit, Sister Jones” or “Love ya.” Occasionally you can find one that says “Oh my heck!” but be warned: this is a manufacturer's defect. Celestial Barbie would never say “heck” because it's a swear word!
You can buy a Celestial Ken to go with Celestial Barbie, but he's hard to find. (Probably because he's off fulfilling some priesthood leadership calling, so he's rarely home.)
Other Special LDS Barbies include:
RM Barbie: comes with BYU or BYU-I sweatshirt and mini computer.
HFPE Leader Barbie: comes with all necessary baking equipment.
Primary President Barbie: not very popular, this one has no hair.
RS Presidency Barbie: sold in a unique set, these Barbie's come complete with their own agenda!
YW Leader Barbie: comes dressed for camp with all necessary equipment.
YW Skippers: Laurels, Mia Maids, and Beehives, all cute as buttons, dressed in flannel nighties for the sleepover.
Nursery Leader Barbie: be careful! On Sunday after church, all this one wants to do is sleep.
Organist Barbie: has rimmed glasses, long fingers, and slippers.
Chorister Barbie: right arm permanently raised to a square.
Visiting Teacher Barbie: again, only sold in a set, but a true collector's item as each set has its own recorded message!
Stake Leader Barbie: comes with a voluminous set of mini leadership manuals.
Salt Lake Leader Barbie: white hair in a hurricane do!
Alison Moore Smith is a 61-year-old entrepreneur who graduated from BYU in 1987. She has been (very happily) married to Samuel M. Smith for 40 years. They are parents of six incredible children and grandparents to two astounding grandsons. She is the author of The 7 Success Habits of Homeschoolers.
Where can I order the chorister barbie? Does she come in Life- Size as well? In my ward, that is when they WILL look up to follow a song!!!!! (especially the YM) 😉 Loved the article!!!
I want a Mormon Barbie