by Alison Moore Smith | Sep 13, 2013 | for Fun, Yea Big
Caleb (9): Mom, do you know what my least favorite food is? Mom: What? Caleb: Rotted flesh.
by Alison Moore Smith | Aug 26, 2013 | for Fun, Yea Big
Mom: Caleb, you need to comb your hair every morning. Caleb (9): Can I fake comb it?
by Alison Moore Smith | May 7, 2013 | for Fun, Yea Big
[Playing Blurt with the kids, giving the clue] Mom: A small piece of paper with glue on the back, used to mark or decorate something. Belinda (22): Sticky note! Caleb (9): Sticky paper! Belinda: Post-it note!…The generic form of post-it note! Caleb: Glue paper!...
by Alison Moore Smith | Apr 25, 2013 | for Fun, Yea Big
Monica (15): Mom, are earlobes called earlobes because it has something to do with the brain, or just because they wanted to call them earlobes? Belinda (22): Monica, are nerves called nerves because they get on your nerves? Monica: No, you know, because you have...
by Alison Moore Smith | Apr 8, 2013 | for Fun, Yea Big
[While emptying the garbage and finding an empty bag that contained malted milk eggs.] Caleb (9): Mom, I give myself a 20% chance that the Easter Bunny is not real.
by Alison Moore Smith | Feb 24, 2013 | for Fun, Yea Big
[Breakfast conversation overheard between father and daughter.] Dad: Just think how long it took to get her hair that straight. Alana (19): It's a wig. Samuel: What? Alana: Wig. Samuel: What? Alana: Wig. Samuel: Wig? Alana: Wig. Samuel:...
