Nose and the Stewardship

[Upon hearing repeated snorting behind me.] Mom: Caleb, here's some tissue. You need to blow your nose. Caleb (12): Samson needs to blow his nose, too. Mom: You worry about your own nose. Samson can worry about his. Caleb: I need...

TLC and the New Lyrics

[While looking at this piece of internet hilarity, we saw the last photo…] Monica (18): Wait, I thought the lyric said “Don't go, Jason Waterfalls!” I thought it was some guy's name. What? It makes sense…

My Two Greatest Gifts

Caleb (11): Mom, there are two things I'm really good at: Hiding things in cunning ways so they will never be found. Moving quickly and silently; I'm so quiet it's like I have a mute button.