by Guest Author | Oct 28, 2005 | for Fun
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Laman: To usurp the authority of his older brother chickens and to take possession of their coop. J. Golden Kimball: Why the hell else would he cross the road? To get to the other side, dammit!Brigham Young: Because this is the...
by Guest Author | Sep 9, 2005 | for Fun
A primer for those confused about this very special sport. Quarterback Sneak: Those who duck and run out of a fireside right before the closing prayer to “avoid the rush.” Draw Play: What many children do with the bulletin during Sacrament Meeting....
by Guest Author | Apr 20, 2005 | for Good
There was a man who was asleep one night in his cabin when suddenly his room filled with light and the Savior appeared. The Lord told the man He had a work for him to do, and showed him a large rock in front of his cabin. The Lord explained that the man was to push...
by Guest Author | Apr 12, 2005 | for Fun
“My ancestry goes all the way back to Alexander the Great,” said one lady. She then turned to a second lady and asked, “And how far does your family go back?””I don't know,” was the reply. “All of our records were lost in the...
by Guest Author | Mar 31, 2005 | for Fun
Many of the Gentile persuasion in the SLC area have taken to calling members of the church, “Mo's” (pronounced “moze”). OK, the truth is that being call a Mo is not so bad. While it's not exactly a term of endearment, Mo beats some of the other...
