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Mom: Caleb, do you remember what you're supposed to do as soon as you get there?

Caleb (10): Sigh

Mom: Did you just say, “sigh”?

Caleb: Yes.

Mom: So, you didn't actually sigh, you said the word ‘sigh'?

Caleb: Yes.

Mom: Why?

Caleb: Because if I just sigh, like this [heavy breath], you might just think I'm breathing. And I want to make sure you don't just think I'm just breathing.

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