Wedding Ceiling Lighting

A few weeks before the wedding, we selected the ceiling light package to decorate the reception venue. The winning bid came from Moon Light Holiday Lighting due to the owner's presentation, enthusiasm, and very competitive package price. As promised, Nephi showed up...

What’s In a Name?

I'm not lying. Not kidding. Not exaggerating. May a lightning bolt come down from the sky this very minute if I'm even treading near untruth. There's a girl at my local Kmart whose name is Marijuanna. I noticed it immediately as it was displayed for all to see on her...

Invitation for Wedding

Finalizing the invitation for the wedding was, surprisingly, the most difficult part of the wedding planning. There are so many options with such cost variables that coming to a final decision was difficult for the bride and groom. (To be fair, the bride—with her...

Hot (old and overweight) Momma?

I've found myself quickly running into the house everytime a certain someone passes by the house. It makes me feel bad, like I'm not being very friendly. I feel guilty. I also feel annoyed. “Frank” is a late 40's/early 50's-ish neighbor up my street. We...