Poof to Legos

Caleb (4): Mom, if I was really magical I could turn everything in the world to Legos. See? [Points stick at family room.] Caleb: Pfffffffft. See? It's not magic. It didn't turn all Lego-y.

Share

Caleb (4): Mom, can I have some of your drink? Mom (somewhat older than 4): No. Caleb: Please? Mom: No, honey. Caleb: Puhleeeeeeeez? Mom: No, Caleb. Caleb: But why? Mom: Because I have a cold and it's got my germs on it. Caleb: But mom, you have to share. If you...

On Nose Blowing

[Scene: Big sister helping little brother blow his nose.] Alana (14): OK, blow! [Caleb blows.] [Blows.] [Blows.] [Blows.] Alana: How much do you have in there? Caleb (4): Nine.