by Alison Moore Smith | Apr 17, 2009 | for Fun, Yea Big
Samuel (49): Well, honey, that's why you married me. Because I'm so good at narration.
by Alison Moore Smith | Apr 1, 2009 | for Fun, Yea Big
Backstory: We have a rule in our home. It states that if you come to the table and complain about the meal that someone else prepared for your edification, you are cordially invited to go complain in your room while the others eat the yucky food. For April Fool's Day...
by Alison Moore Smith | Mar 29, 2009 | for Fun, Yea Big
Alana (15): Mom, when my life flashes before my eyes, I want it to be in a musical montage.
by Alison Moore Smith | Feb 28, 2009 | for Fun, Yea Big
Caleb (5): Mom! Good morning! [Caleb climbs up into his parents bed and gets under the covers.] Mom: Morning, honey. Caleb: I love you. [Hugs mom's head.] Mom: I love you, too. Caleb: Mom, see these? [Hold up two rhythm sticks from the kids' musical instruments box.]...
by Alison Moore Smith | Feb 17, 2009 | for Fun, Yea Big
Mom: Belinda, how was architecture class today? Belinda (18): I accidentally deleted my entire house. I was almost done with it. Mom: You what? Belinda: Mr. Jorgensen gave me his to do the electrical on. Mom: Belinda, my advice: don't do that again. Belinda: It wasn't...
by Alison Moore Smith | Feb 2, 2009 | for Fun, Yea Big
[On the drive home from church, discussion about desired future pets ensued. One daughter, concerned about having too many offspring from fertile animals, had a suggestion for sterilization.] Monica (11): Next time we get cats, we need to make sure we get them...
