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What Did You Do Today?

In an effort to forget about politics and all your childrens’ inheritances being flushed down the earmark toilet, here’s a little silly levity. Answer the questions to find phrases. Connect them in order to make a sentence. Post your answers!

What month were you born?

January: I kicked

February: I spit on

March: I karate chopped

April: I yelled at

May: I jumped on

June: I smelled

July: I did the Macarena With

August: I had lunch with

September: I danced with

October: I sang to

November: I hid from

December: I ran over

On what date were you born?

1: a birdbath

2: a monster

3: a phone

4: a fork

5: a snowman

6: a gangster

7: my mobile phone

8: my dog

9: my Visiting Teacher

10: my neighbor

11: my mailman

12: a banana

13: a fireman

14: a stuffed animal

15: a goat

16: a pickle

17: your mom

18: a spoon

19: a smurf

20: a baseball bat

21: a ninja

22: Chuck Norris

23: a noodle

24: a squirrel

25: a football player

26: my sister

27: my brother

28: an iPod

29: a surfer

30: President Obama

31: a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born?
1: on a merry-go-round

2: on your car

3: in a hole

4: under your bed

5: riding a motorcycle

6: sliding down a hill

7: in an elevator

8: at the dinner table

9: in line at the bank

0: in your bathroom

What color shirt are you wearing?

White: because I’m cool like that.

Black: because that’s how I roll.

Pink: because I’m not crazy.

Red: because the voices told me to.

Blue: because I have body odor.

Green: because I think I need some serious help.

Purple: because I’m awesome!

Gray: because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.

Yellow: because someone offered me $1,000,000.

Orange: because my family thinks I’m stupid anyway.

Brown: because I can.

Other: because it’s fat free.

None: because I can’t control myself!

{ 28 comments… add one }
  • Alison Moore Smith March 13, 2009, 3:17 pm

    I jumped on a spoon under your bed because I think I need some serious help.

  • davidson March 13, 2009, 3:20 pm

    HA! HA! I danced with a baseball bat on a merry go round because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader!

    (And he’s next on my dance card!)

  • davidson March 13, 2009, 3:21 pm

    I actually laughed so hard I snorted!

  • agardner March 13, 2009, 3:24 pm

    I spit on a smurf on a merry-go-round because I’m awesome!

    I did a similar one on facebook the other day. It was even funnier:

    “I loved a smurf in your car because that’s how I roll!”

    What is it with me and smurfs anyway?

  • davidson March 13, 2009, 3:28 pm

    Ah. Agardner likes the little blue men. Wish I could see your husband. He isn’t short and blue, is he? :bigsmile:

  • Ray March 13, 2009, 3:47 pm

    Sorry to be a buzz kill, but does anyone realize that when you do this (particularly those that include a way to identify the birth year) on a public forum like Facebook or through an e-mail forward that you have given everyone who reads it your birth date – which often serves as an identification for personal accounts?

  • Alison Moore Smith March 13, 2009, 4:08 pm

    My birthday is May 18, 1964 and it’s available in so many places I can’t count. Just like my name, my address, my phone number, my email. Whatever.

  • agardner March 13, 2009, 4:39 pm

    All this one gave away was that I was born on February 19, some year ending in a one, and that I’m wearing a purple shirt.

    Alison, but what is your social security number? It’s true birthdays are all over the place, very easy to get.

    Davidson, no, he’s tall dark and handsome. Well, at least tall and handsome – kind of brownish hair.

  • Michelle D March 13, 2009, 6:29 pm

    Oh, when I saw the title I was all ready to type: Today I talked to a friend, worked a 4 hour shift, picked up one of my daughter’s from an after school activity, stopped by my work office to fill out a form to request a day off (so I can attend the YW Broadcast with my daughters), came home, put in a load of laundry, watched a friend’s kids for her for a few hours, and am trying to catch up on Mormon Momma!

    Oh, and I have the beginnings of a migraine and am hoping my boys will make dinner, even though it is now nearing bedtime… sigh

    Note to self: I asked for this life. I asked for this life. I asked for…

  • agardner March 13, 2009, 7:25 pm

    So Michelle, what did you do today?? 🙂

  • Michelle D March 13, 2009, 7:34 pm

    LOL, Angie. I also showered and ate brunch. I never said I don’t know WHY I’m always so exhausted! I go non-stop :boogie: – which is why I love my computer time so much. It’s a chance to sit and do “nothing.”

    I think the motivation to keep going in the face of obstacles is why I like Dory from Finding Nemo so much: Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. :surfing:

  • spitfire March 13, 2009, 8:42 pm

    I hid from an IPOD in the line at the bank because I’m cool like that!

  • Alison Moore Smith March 13, 2009, 11:04 pm

    Wow, spitfire, that’s some case of paranoia you have! Almost as bad as Ray’s! 😉

  • davidson March 13, 2009, 11:43 pm

    Yes, Michelle, just keep swimming, and you may borrow my rubber ducky swim fins.

    And yes, Spitfire, you are just cool like that.

  • mlinford March 13, 2009, 11:44 pm

    Ray’s thought was my first thought.

    I’m a party pooper, because my family says I am stupid anyway. (At least you know what color shirt I had on.) :bigsmile:

  • partone March 14, 2009, 12:48 pm

    Man, lighten up, people. If you dont like it just dont do it.

    I smelled a fireman at the dinner table because I can’t control myself!

    (I have my robe on!)

    Now Ray can go steal my identity and share the winnings with mlindord.

  • spitfire March 14, 2009, 1:22 pm

    Hey Alison, you can compare me to Ray anytime…he’s one cool cat!

    Thanx Davidson, I hang out with “cool” women @ MM…….

  • Oregonian March 14, 2009, 5:19 pm

    one paranoid cat but he probably doesnt hide from ipods.

  • spitfire March 14, 2009, 5:42 pm

    Yeah, that’s a paranoia reserved just for me!! :shocked:

  • Alison Moore Smith March 14, 2009, 6:11 pm

    You know, if you run for office or do anything much publicly, your birthdate is known. And it’s public record. It’s not really a secret. (Except for maybe Zsa Zsa Gabor.)

    If someone really wants to use your birthdate for some nefarious purpose and don’t want to bother looking it up, all they have to do is read some online discussion. Most of us give enough references to birthday celebrations, when we graduated, when we attended school, how old we were when we married, etc., (Ray, like some of your kids list their high schools and graduation year on FaceBook–and I can see if even though they aren’t on my friends list) that’s it’s not brain surgery to figure it out.

    I’d say the biggest risk of having your birthday widely known is that people will call you old!

  • davidson March 15, 2009, 1:13 am

    I get that a lot.

  • davidson March 15, 2009, 1:13 am

    :bigsmile:

  • Alison Moore Smith March 15, 2009, 1:54 am

    But davidson, that’s because you ARE old! 😉 (Hey, if those of us on the slippery slope to senility can’t tease each other, what good are we?)

  • davidson March 15, 2009, 8:34 pm

    I am honored that you know you can tease me! At least. . . I think I am?

    Now, what is it that you were teasing me about? Hmmmm. . . . :bigsmile:

  • Alison Moore Smith March 15, 2009, 8:59 pm

    Be nice to davidson. She’s in the early stages of dementia. We’ll all be following soon.

  • davidson March 15, 2009, 11:46 pm

    Yes, yes. And when you visit the nursing home where I’ll be staying, you MUST remember that I’m allergic to that healthy food stuff. Must bring chocolate. And roses. And. . .my tiger-striped unitard. :peace:

  • lovenmykidz March 16, 2009, 6:07 am

    I had lunch with your mom in line at the bank because I am cool like that…… LOL

  • davidson March 16, 2009, 8:56 am

    Hi, lovenmykidz! Nice to hear from you!

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