You are the lucky beneficiaries of the purging of my hard drive. I did not write this. And even if I did, I wouldn’t admit it.
- Hang a stocking with your roommate’s name on it. Collect coal and sharp objects in it.
- Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly complain about how you never get to join in on the reindeer games.
- Sing “All I want for Christmas is your two front teeth…”
- Make anatomically correct gingerbread.
- Smoke mistletoe. Do what comes naturally.