Top 10 Things More Fun Than Watching SOTU

Plan ahead for Obama's 2015 State of the Union address by choosing your favorite activities and scheduling in advance.

  1. A root canal
  2. Being audited by the IRS
  3. Falling on scissors
  4. Being boiled in oil
  5. Cleaning a junior high boys' bathroom
  6. Passing a kidney stone
  7. Swallowing a monkey whole
  8. Having your gums infested with fly larvae
  9. Stitching a six inch gash in your leg with a pocket sewing kit
  10. Signing up for Obamacare

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