Ode For The Single Sister

Written by request. Set to the tune of “Put Your Shoulder To The Wheel” The church has need of single men Above age thirty-two Who have good jobs And are not slobs Put your bottom in a pew Chorus: We have single sisters here by the dozens Who are praying...

Stay-at-home Moms Get No Respect!

I'm not exactly a retiring person. My mother used to say I had a “strong personality.” So, when it comes to life situations, I'm pretty up front. Still, I can't seem to get anyone to take my life seriously. Especially at church. I suppose lots of...

Model Mormon Women Don’t All Look Alike

President Benson told us that we should be Flooding the Earth with the Book of Mormon. Unfortunately, my stake Relief Society president took prophetic counsel very seriously. President Susan Easton Black called all the ward Relief Society presidents together. They...

Arguments with God

When I met my husband-to-be, he had some big-time stake calling. The kind that requires temple trips with the stake presidency. The kind that causes him to miss a date with me to BYU's Preference dance. The kind that made girls think he was a good Mormon catch. I...