(Really) Stupid Christmas Jokes

While purging my hard drive, I came across multiple files that had Christmas jokes. I do not know why I saved these. I plead the 5th. But here you are, for your holiday enjoyment. Or something. Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens? A: So he can ho-ho-ho. Q: What do you...

Top 5 Ways to Be Annoying This Christmas

You are the lucky beneficiaries of the purging of my hard drive. I did not write this. And even if I did, I wouldn't admit it. Hang a stocking with your roommate's name on it. Collect coal and sharp objects in it. Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly...