TLC and the New Lyrics

[While looking at this piece of internet hilarity, we saw the last photo…] Monica (18): Wait, I thought the lyric said “Don't go, Jason Waterfalls!” I thought it was some guy's name. What? It makes sense…

#ThugMormon Trending Now

I hate Twitter. OK, I don't get it. I'm totes on there and all. Tweeter me at @AlisonMSmith. But I probably won't answer because I don't really know how. I can't follow conversations and brevity is not my strong suit. Why is this a thing, anyway? The only time I had...

My Two Greatest Gifts

Caleb (11): Mom, there are two things I'm really good at: Hiding things in cunning ways so they will never be found. Moving quickly and silently; I'm so quiet it's like I have a mute button.