Written by request. Set to the tune of “Put Your Shoulder To The Wheel

The church has need of single men
Above age thirty-two
Who have good jobs
And are not slobs
Put your bottom in a pew

Chorus:
We have single sisters here by the dozens
Who are praying they can find righteous husbands
You must have work, can't be a jerk
Put your bottom in a pew

The church has need of single men
Whose hearts are pure and true
Who open doors
And do their chores
Put your bottom in a pew

Chorus:
We have single sisters here by the dozens
Who are praying they can find righteous husbands
Who keep their vows, and will not browse
Put your bottom in a pew

The church has need of single men
Whose foibles are but few
Home teacher true
Tithe-payer too
Put your bottom in a pew

Chorus:
We have single sisters here by the dozens
Who are praying they can find righteous husbands
Must be ordained, and not arraigned
Put your bottom in a pew

So don't stand idly looking on
The path to bliss is true
She waits for you
This is your cue
Put your bottom in a pew

chorus:
We have single sisters here by the dozens
Who are praying the can find righteous husbands
Must treat her right, both day and night
Put your bottom in a pew

Tracy L. Keeney