[Caleb sneaks up on his sister and spanks her.]
Alana (17): Caleb!
[Caleb laughs and runs out of arms’ reach.]
Alana: Caleb, why did you do that?
Caleb (7): You’re just a girl who needs a spanking.
Alana: Caleb, you don’t spank girls. In fact, if you spank a girl, she will probably slug you.
Caleb: What if she’s a robot?