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Fire In the Church

Just as a recent ecumenical gathering was commencing, a woman rushed in shouting, “The building is on fire!”

The Methodists gathered in a corner and prayed.

The Baptists cried, “Where is the water?”

The Quakers quietly praised God for the blessings that fire brings.

The Lutherans posted a notice on the door declaring the fire was evil.

The Roman Catholics passed the plate to cover the damage.

The Jews posted symbols on the doors hoping the fire would pass.

The Congregationalists shouted, “Every man for himself!”

The Fundamentalists proclaimed, “It’s the vengeance of God!”

The Episcopalians formed a procession and marched out.

The Christian Scientists concluded that there was no fire.

The Presbyterians appointed a chairperson, who was to appoint a committee to look into the matter and submit a written report.

The Unity Students proclaimed the fire had no power over them.

The Agnostics claimed that is is impossible to know whether or not fire exists.

The Atheists didn’t believe that there was a fire.

The Mormons, having arrived fifteen minutes late, missed the fire completely!

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  • facethemusic July 17, 2007, 6:21 am

    Now THAT’S funny!

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