Q: How many people have actually enrolled in Obamacare since the rollout 8 days ago?
A: Asking me that question is unfair.
Q: Basic stats are easy to gather, what are the enrollment numbers?
A: The site was designed to handle 50,000 people — but we had 250,000 online.
Q: At that rate, it will take 17.36 years for all Americans to enroll. Is that workable?
A: George W. Bush stole the election and even Al Gore moved on. That's what we do in America.
Q: Not to mention enrolling the illegal aliens…