And it doesn’t matter what I do, they stay icy. Until I press them firmly against Sam’s calves and force him to endure the pain of warming my feet so that I can finally go to sleep. Because his calves are chronically warm and an adoring husband will do all sorts of painful things to bring comfort and joy to their wives.
For Christmas, Sam gave me (and possibly himself, as well) the best ever gift. He found me two pairs of snuggly, cozy, incredibly toasty warm Acorn Versa Socks. These babies are made from Polartec fleece. You know, polar as in the arctic and tech as in the best keep-you-warm technology on the planet. They are serious socks for serious feet. And they have kept my feet seriously warm since Christmas morning.
Sam will have to figure out another way to prove his undying love for me. My feet will never be cold again.